Tuesday, July 13, 2010

"Something Witty Here"...

I am hungry.

Very.

Very.

Hungry.

I am trying this new fad called eating less.

We will see how it works.

SO... I am slow witted, easily distracted, and ambivalent.

That is how much I miss food.

And if you are skinny, please don't tell me to eat.

I know what you all eat.... and I call it not eating.

When my skinny girlfriends say, "Oh, Amber! You must eat breakfast!"

What I hear is, "Make pancakes, eggs, hash browns, bacon, and fresh squeezed juice!"

What they mean is, "Have black coffee and an apple."

Which means... "Don't eat."

Whatev.

I'm still hungry.


4 comments:

  1. bwahahahaha! i just spit my 'snack' of bday cake out!!!
    WELL - breakfast IS super important and you can eat all that - but just know there will be no 'snacks' until your light lunch of field greens and water and your dinner will be lame.com.

    EAT crazy!!!! otherwise you may do what i do and put the butter in the pantry and cereal in the fridge!!

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  2. I hear ya...I need to get back on the no eating, I mean getting healthier train. But I think that means no more watching the food network ever cause it always makes me hungry.

    Good luck friend!

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  3. I am your soul mate in hunger my friend, I truly am...

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  4. hello darling! i am so behind in my blog reading, forgive me. but i had to pop in and say that you are a rockstar and can accomplish anything that you put your sassy red-head to! being hungry makes me grumpy too and i am trying to eat less sugar and THAT makes me the grumpiest! xo!

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