I am hungry.
Very.
Very.
Hungry.
I am trying this new fad called eating less.
We will see how it works.
SO... I am slow witted, easily distracted, and ambivalent.
That is how much I miss food.
And if you are skinny, please don't tell me to eat.
I know what you all eat.... and I call it not eating.
When my skinny girlfriends say, "Oh, Amber! You must eat breakfast!"
What I hear is, "Make pancakes, eggs, hash browns, bacon, and fresh squeezed juice!"
What they mean is, "Have black coffee and an apple."
Which means... "Don't eat."
Whatev.
I'm still hungry.
